Flipmaxxing, Reselling, Vintage Vibes
All in One Fabulous Life
One woman's trash is another woman's rent money. I'm out here turning goodwill into gold, one flip at a time. No treasure too dusty, no profit too small.
Before & After Energy
I buy things ugly and sell them pretty. Witness the glow-ups.
Found this tragic lamp for $5. One gold spray tan and a new shade later: $80. Math.
Grandma's floral nightmare for $40. Reupholstered it myself (read: watched one YouTube video). Sold for $450. Eat your heart out, Restoration Hardware.
This chunky boy was $25. A coat of paint, some brass knobs, and a lot of cursing later: $350. The thrift store ladies know me by name.
Treasure Hunting, Darling
I have a pathological need to check Facebook Marketplace every 12 minutes. Here's the kind of stuff I dig up - all curated, all chaotic, all yours if you're fast enough.
Vintage Band Tees
Worn by someone cooler than you first
$28Retro Lunchboxes
Holds your sad sandwich, looks cool doing it
$35Polaroid Cameras
For when you want your photos old immediately
$45Vinyl Records
Scratched so they sound authentic
$15Typewriters
For the novel you keep saying you'll write
$120Glass Coke Bottles
The sugar tastes better in these
$8High-Waist Jeans
From an era when buttons were a personality
$32Rotary Phones
For dramatic 'I don't accept this call' hangs
$65Vintage Band Tees
Worn by someone cooler than you first
$28Retro Lunchboxes
Holds your sad sandwich, looks cool doing it
$35Polaroid Cameras
For when you want your photos old immediately
$45Vinyl Records
Scratched so they sound authentic
$15Typewriters
For the novel you keep saying you'll write
$120Glass Coke Bottles
The sugar tastes better in these
$8High-Waist Jeans
From an era when buttons were a personality
$32Rotary Phones
For dramatic 'I don't accept this call' hangs
$65Old Is the New Black
They don't make 'em like they used to. Which is honestly great for my resale value.
"Vintage isn't old - it's been cool longer than you've been alive."
Retro Radio
Film Rolls
CRT TV
Vintage Camera
Old Guitar
Leather Suitcase
Queen of Clever Flips
Hey, I'm Maris. I buy things ugly and sell them pretty. It's a gift, really. A dusty nightstand from 1972? I see potential. A floral couch your grandma would love? Give me an afternoon and some upholstery staples.
When I'm not stalking Facebook Marketplace or convincing sweet old ladies to part with their furniture for pocket change, I'm probably curating the perfect vintage outfit - because why wear new when you can wear a stranger's discarded history?
I believe everything deserves a second chance. That oak nightstand with the weird drawer pull? Sold for 12x what I paid. That lampshade from a garage sale? Sitting pretty in a influencer's living room right now.
Moral of the story: one woman's trash is literally my rent payment. Hit me up for flip tips or if you found a lamp you think I'd like. (Spoiler: I'll probably want it.)